July 15, 2015

Greek Joke Is The New Latvian Joke

two greek look at clouds.
one see democracy, other see impossible dream.
is same cloud.

two greek look at clouds.
one see euro. other see impossible dream.
is same cloud.

one day, man hear knock on door.
man ask "who is?"
"is moussaka man, i come around to give free moussaka"
man is very excite and opens door.
is not moussaka man, is debt collector.

greek comedian say “what deal with moussaka?”
greek crowd not laugh.
comedian squint into darkness, to see audience.
there is no crowd. all die from malnourish.

what are one moussaka say other moussaka?
premise ridiculous. who have two moussaka?

man in island is search moussaka. 
see one and happy. 
turn out actually is rock. 
is very starving so eat anyway. 
such is life.

greek jokes funny.
man laugh.
then debt collector, government and bank come and take pension, bank account, and moussaka.
man sad again.

PS: greece much has uninhabit islands...why not make share few with your northern euro brothers in no vitamin d land latvia? ‪#‎latvianislands‬ "where get you one potato with your moussaka!"

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