April 29, 2015

Sir Nomsalot's Weekly Financial News Feed #4

The world's foremost financial news reporting rabbit...Citizen Liberty's Pet, Sir Nomsalot, “The Seer of Seers, the Nomapotamus of all Nomapotamuses!”

Reporting from NomNom Stacija in Riga, Latvia and translated from Bunnyese he had this to say for the 4th Sir Nomsalot's Weekly Financial News Feed:

"Clinton Cash, perhaps the biggest scandal in modern U.S. history.

Two days later less important than a man's sexual mystery.
Financial charts may have their benefits.
But a chart of Bruce Jenner's masturbation will get more hits.
Luckily Sir Nomsalot's news feed is for readers with wits. 
Social news I do not report, but my weekly financial news you should not retort!
Instead of watching TV, save your time and read from me." 

Top Links Of April 22-29

BANANAS: "Happily Ever After In The Marketplace"
4.13 Million New Stock-Trading Accounts Opened Just Last Week In China!

China: Guess That GDP

Guess That QE

U.S. Tech Boom: 6 Tech Leaders Make 13.5 Billion In A Week!

World's Youngest Billionaire: How The Tech Bubble Will Burst

Mish (and Hussman): "Valuations - Maybe I Am Crazy"

FREEEEE: ECB Buys Negative Yield Covered Bonds

"Bond King" Gundlach Considers 100x Leveraged Short On German Bonds

Norway Critic

Austrian Province Declares Bankruptcy

Greece: Guess That Bankruptcy

FREEEEEE: Greek Banks Give Debtors Up To 20 Thousand Euros Each. Let the Ouzo Flow!

Swiss Bash Cash

War On Cash: Chase Bank

Capitalism Is Dead...Here's Where That Leaves Us

8 Charts That Prove U.S. Is Already In Recession

Dollar Breakdown?
Treasury Breakdown?

Generation Selfie: Almost 1/3 Of U.S. Savers Have Less Than $1,000 Saved For Retirement

FREEEEE: Gimme My Money - Education, Courtesy Of The Working Fool

Martenson: Rising Police Aggression A Sign Of Our Societal Decline
A Blueprint For Locking Down America
Texas Governor: "I've ordered the Texas State Guard to monitor Jade Helm 15 to safeguard Texans' constitutional rights, private property & civil liberties"

Animal Therapy
Quack, Quack

Sir Nomsalot is LONG Junior Gold Miners, Silver, Cocoa, Sugar, Uranium, Russia Stock Index.
Sir Nomsalot is SHORT the Russell 2000 Index.

Nom out,
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