April 1, 2015

Obama Scandal Joke (List of Scandals)

How about a quick joke for April Fools Day?

Bob: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the Obama Administration scandal?

Jim: “You mean this Iran nuclear deal?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: "The Obama adviser who worked for the pro-Khameni lobbying group?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: “You mean forcing through Amnesty for illegals by executive order?
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean Obama defying the courts then telling they're powerless to stop his executive order?”
Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Saddling our kids with $19 trillion in debt of which they can never get out of and will not have as good a life as we have?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Bailing out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic management?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: “You mean the Obama releasing the 12 Afghan prisoners?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Obama saying the avg family would save $2,500 on their premiums?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Forcing businesses to violate their religious beliefs by paying for drugs that abort the unborn?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Violating the rights and sanctity of our Churches?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Spending $1.7 billion on a website that doesn't work?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Obama calling for an increase in our debt when he lambasted Bush for the very same thing?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: “Obama illegally not notifying congress and authorizing the release of 5 Taliban terrorists in exchange for deserter Bowe Berghdal?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the secret service scandals?” Bob: “No the other one.”
Jim: “You mean Obama making Al Sharpton the most frequent visitor to the White House.”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean hiring the lobbyists?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The scandal with University of Chicago?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Appointing the head of Monsanto to run the FDA?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean with Treasury Secretary Geithner?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean distorting our employment numbers?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean Grubergate?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Authorizing over 10 times more frequent drone attacks than George W. Bush?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: "Obama having NSA spy on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One Month?" Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean voter fraud?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Intentionally trying to hurt Americans during the sequester?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Blocking veterans who secured our freedoms from their monuments but giving the green light for Illegal’s to use Monument Mall?" Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Denying school kids the ability to tour the White House but still spending lavishly on his parties?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we wanted to?" Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?" Bob: "No the other one."
Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the IRS ignoring 60% of their phone calls?”
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean Obama spending $5 Trillion on Welfare since taking office?” Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?" Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Forcing Americans to include coverage in their insurance policies of items they do not want?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Denying Arizona the right to protect its borders?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Providing weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are Al Qaeda". Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: “You mean fighting the same guys in Iraq?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The VA whistle-blower controversy?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the EPA abuses?” Bob: “No the other one.”
Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?" Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his cronies?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean Fast & Furious?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: “You mean about Hilary Clinton?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: "I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?"
Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"


Got any more? ;)

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